NSFW Tumblr : and you have what i like to call

search and you have what i like to call on PinDuck or ClipFuck or XXX search

more

tags

pin porn

submit your pics

amaternalaffair: “Mom, you’re crazy! What if we get caught?” “Oh come on, that’s half the fun. And so what if we do, it’s not like someone will have time to call the cops before we are long gone.” “You really want to do this?” “Baby,

breakfastbooty: Weiss, you’re so cute when you’re like this~ W-w-what are you saying, you dolt!? Don’t touch me! Can you imagine Yang and Blake wondering why their dorm room is locked and Ruby calling out to them that they’ll have to wait a

Where the fuck have you been? I called you half an hour ago when I said I was ready to let you cum.I know there’s traffic at this hour. But I was interested in seeing a guy cum, like, ages ago. I had a brief moment of weakness. And you missed it.What,

It’s nice, isn’t it? It was on sale and I got the last one! Why are you looking like that? What did you think why I called you because of a surprise? Nooo, you must have thought that I’m going to let you cum earlier than we agreed?

The queue is empty, so send me requests if you like what I have been putting out: https://mistyfdfa.tumblr.com/askThe most recent request was huge and I would love feedback on it. I spent far too long last night looking at how horse dongs became erect

Sorry bad quality but people ask this a lot so Gonna show it. Peopel ask if I tagged my stuff and I do. Just go to my profile (have to be online) then on the left you see what looks like a stack of papers called navigation! Once you click it a list

tigerator: the worst part about my ‘funnies’ tag being #christ is that on days like easter and christmas my minced oaths look more like blasphemy & i’m not here to get called out by chris cross over “how dare you tag that meme as Our Lord

marin-everydaybox: Urgh, I was in the middle of actually coloring this when my wrist started to hurt like crazy (that’s what you get when you forget to stretch) so I slapped some monochromatic colors on it and called it a day. Have to take it slow

marin-everydaybox: Urgh, I was in the middle of actually coloring this when my wrist started to hurt like crazy (that’s what you get when you forget to stretch) so I slapped some monochromatic colors on it and called it a day. Have to take it slow

fratcub: jacentk2: You liked what you saw before but that ain’t cuming free no more! An Alpha like me should have you pay so you can admire and jack off to me? You want my sweaty clothes or the right to call me Sir? Well it’s high time for you to

When a name makes you really tense but it’s everywhere what are you even supposed to do its not like you can ask them to not be called that

hey-fucktruck: teamjanos: ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally

darkfiretaimatsu: Me and positions of power… We’re not very compatible, you see~ There’s this thing called responsibility? I don’t have it~ I just wanted to see what kind of interesting folks were down there, and if they were like Chrysalis?

mamayuuma: i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s

tricias-captions: “Do I have to go into the paddock, Mrs. Johnson, ma’am? Overnight? Dressed like this?”“You best stop asking questions, Sparkles and just do whats yours told.”“Why do you keep calling me that? My name is Melissa.”“Your

ayeshadiaries: alicethefoxlet: degradeacunt: Now THAT’S what I call entertainment! You have any idea how much men (and women) would pay to see competitions like this? Not to mention betting on them? Perfect! Life goals This is actually what happens

thebestoftumbling: golden retriever puppy outsmarting his big brother

underscore-kate: it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine I’m

the-ineffable-bad-wolf: Ten: Rose and I don’t have pet names for each other Jack: Uh huh. Hey, do you know what bees make? Ten: Honey? Rose [from the galley]: Yeah, babe? Jack: Don’t lie to my face again.

nineteencigarettes:Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to

dance-like-a-tree replied to your post:hello friend I have a question for you. or well two. First, do you have a gif or know where I can get one of Steven and Ame high fiving? Like, from Laser Light Cannon. Also, who is the little cutie in your sidebar?

lacommunedeparis:can you reblog and tag this with where you live, your native language and the sound you make when calling cats? like what do you say to a cat when you want it to come?

fullten: shamelesslyunladylike: fullten: shamelesslyunladylike: fullten: gorejock: fullten: I don’t think people get art. I feel like people think art is something created by a tortured soul and you have to go out of your way to go to an art

janeslowwhispers: naturalsex4ever: sex doesn’t feel like sex if it means you have to pull out and masturbate to cum in the end, this is what i call having SEX Def.

marin-everydaybox: Urgh, I was in the middle of actually coloring this when my wrist started to hurt like crazy (that’s what you get when you forget to stretch) so I slapped some monochromatic colors on it and called it a day. Have to take it slow

mamayuuma: i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s

mamayuuma: i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s

Honestly I don’t care your sexual preference or who you feel you are. I respect it. Find is exciting also, but don’t Damn is when we call you sir and you look like a man wanting notoriety trying to look like a woman. Really we have no clue what to

I'M SO SERIOUS YA'LL TELL ME WHAT KIND OF LAWYER TO CALL BECAUSE THIS IS 3 YEARS OF HAIR RUINED BECAUSE DOMINICAN SALONS ADVERTISE TO BLACK WOMEN LIKE, "WE HAVE HAIR LIKE YOU" AND THEN THOSE SHIESTY BITCHES FUCK YOUR HAIR UP. I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW.

stilesism: @colinodonoghue1: just letting you know that Buckley my dog does not have a twitter account

join-me-on-my-journey: It is ridiculous how social media makes having an eating disorder seem like fun and how ‘recovering’, if you can even call it that is the new in thing to do. It really does baffle me. I mean how has this even happened? What

join-me-on-my-journey: It is ridiculous how social media makes having an eating disorder seem like fun and how ‘recovering’, if you can even call it that is the new in thing to do. It really does baffle me. I mean how has this even happened? What

join-me-on-my-journey: It is ridiculous how social media makes having an eating disorder seem like fun and how ‘recovering’, if you can even call it that is the new in thing to do. It really does baffle me. I mean how has this even happened? What

so-funny: preach-love: Do you ever think about your future and you’re like “…oh sh*t I have no clue what I’m going to do lmao”… well, you’re not the only one. Fortunately, I found this app called Good & Co. that helps you find out what

olderthannetfic:lierdumoa:So I started watching this show called Legends 招摇 and I’d like to debut my new favorite discourse reaction gif: IDK what this show is, but you have flawless taste, as always.

iswearimnotnaked: elleshellsbells: iswearimnotnaked: when your bank acc is -赖 and you have NO MONEY coming in and u have no idea what to do besides hopefully cam and make enough before the 1st Call Bo Burnham he likes you right? i spent 20 minutes

orbitingghosts:Did you know bad dreams are called night mares because waking up shaking and terrified is exactly Like the sensation of having to acknowledge the existence of horses

bloodyinspiredgladers: fuckingdylanobrien: [Will Poulter passes by and calls out, “I love you Dylan!”]Dylan: That’s Will. He’s my boyfriend here. You have to latch onto somebody while you’re working. It is a little bit like prison, what we

Mr. Crude spotted Clara walking across campus and called out to her. Sge turned and smiled.“Do you have time to grab a bite with me?” he asked.“It depends on what you’re going to grab and what you’re going to bite, but most likely, yes…

Sabrina asked Mr. Crude if he’d like to try some role playing.“What do you have in mind, young lady?”“I thought I could dress up like an expensive call girl and sit at the bar in a restaurant, and you could come in and pick me up. You could tell

I am so sick of fake people. If you are going to sit there and call yourself my friend then you better damn act like it. I have been there for you through all of the bullshit in your life but never once do you ask me if I’m okay. What’s going

thebuttmaster: I’ve never understood why there isn’t a class you have to take your senior year of high school called like “Life 101” where they teach you how to do taxes and pay bills and make resumes and how credit works and explain what in

mamayuuma: i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s

amaternalaffair: “Mom, you’re crazy! What if we get caught?” “Oh come on, that’s half the fun. And so what if we do, it’s not like someone will have time to call the cops before we are long gone.” “You really want to do this?” “Baby,

wait what happened?! there was like a riot in Vancouver & in the middle of it all this happened omg vancouver is tumblr famouz that girl started having like a panic attack and her bf was trying to calm her down this is what you call love,

naughtylittlefantasy: lets-have—sex: bad-behaviorr: I like an impatient man who won’t wait to take what belongs to him. And you belong to me. So bend over and continue your phone call.

whitegirlsaintshit: If I have a crush on you, I’m gonna screenshot every cute thing you say to me. And if you don’t like me back, Imma just put all those screenshots into an album called “What Could Have Been” and listen to “Truth Is” by

catnippackets:for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun

teaseanddenialcaptions: It’s nice, isn’t it? It was on sale and I got the last one! Why are you looking like that? What did you think why I called you because of a surprise? Nooo, you must have thought that I’m going to let you cum earlier than

virgil-in-the-bathroom: soorajmakhi: flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me Terrifying thought but I absolutely agree

listen if you’re a dude and you call women ‘females’ I automatically don’t care abt what you have to say

1 2 »